1. (via wayyy)

     

  2. cosmo tip #887

    expertcosmotips:

    don’t even have sex you’re just gonna mess everything up anyway

     
  3. scarletestelle:

    THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

    (Source: androphilia, via blackourstory)

     
  4. prettycolors:

    #9bd8e9

     

  5. "I overcame myself, the sufferer; I carried my own ashes to the mountains; I invented a brighter flame for myself."
    — Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra   (via sisyphean-revolt)

    (Source: whyallcaps, via free-parking)

     
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  8. dunebat:

    coldswarkids:

    edwardspoonhands:

    thelegendofkungjew:

    doxian:

    d-dinosaur:

    rknjl:

    newvagabond:

    NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

    THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

    TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

    BE.

    Wow.

    (Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via mostlysignssomeportents)

     
  9. laurazwerling:

    Found in an old book: “Presented with the serious suggestion to use it as a doorstop, or a generous year’s supply of bum-fodder” (at Powell’s Books, Inc.)

    (via powells)

     

  10. Everyday kōan?

    wayyy:

    Teacher, what’s your favorite kind of weather?

    Today’s weather is quite nice.

    先生は、好きなお天気は何でしょうか?

    今日はけっこういい天気だ。